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Insta Humor

Insta Humor

Here you can find jokes, various friendly cartoons, and caricatures of current events in the world of economics. Moreover, descriptions of the pictures contain a lot of useful information.

Without humor, our life would become dismal, mundane, and tedious. Smile therapy puts people in a better mood and distracts them from unhappy situations, regardless of their interests, occupation, and profession. Any job, just like trading, requires a balance between business and leisure time. That is why we should remember to spend our free time with a smile and humor. But, if even when resting you can’t stop thinking about trading, this section will help you smile and look at trading from a funnier perspective.


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Meaning of... 'potentially' and 'realistically'. A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?""Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a future congressman."
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